Week 7 Recap

President of Donda Sports vs. nickgerb

President of Donda Sports – 93.98 points
nickgerb – 131.84 points


In this week’s fantasy football matchup, Nickgerb decisively outperformed the President of Donda Sports from 131.84 to 93.98. For the President of Donda Sports, the standout performer was Bijan Robinson, who scored an impressive 23.3 points on the back of 103.0 rushing yards and a touchdown. James Conner also had a strong showing with 101.0 rushing yards, contributing 17.2 points to the team’s total. Tight End Mark Andrews also had a standout performance, scoring 20.1 points.

However, the President of Donda Sports suffered from a lackluster performance from starting quarterback Kirk Cousins who only managed to contribute 7.18 points. A surprise zero-point performance from Deebo Samuel, usually a reliable scorer, and a negative score from the New York Jets Defense also significantly hindered the team’s performance.

On the other hand, Nickgerb had a well-rounded performance with most players scoring in double digits. The star of the show was Derrick Henry, who ran for a whopping 169.0 yards contributing 25.2 points. Close behind was Breece Hall with 26.1 points and Kareem Hunt who scored 22.3 points, including 2 touchdowns. This stellar performance from the running backs was a key factor in Nickgerb’s victory.

Nickgerb’s wide receiver Tee Higgins also had a strong showing, contributing 18.2 points to the team’s total. The Minnesota Vikings defense also put up major numbers with 13.0 points.

The only downside for Nickgerb was Jayden Daniels, who only managed to contribute a meager 5.24 points (thanks to injuring his ribs. He’s scared of the Bears defense in week 8), and Courtland Sutton who surprisingly did not score any points.

Ultimately, Nickgerb’s strong performances across the board, especially in the running back position, were enough to secure a comfortable victory over President of Donda Sports.

Najee Germany vs. Big Black Diggs

Najee Germany – 109.78 points
Big Black Diggs – 144.96 points


In this fantasy football matchup between Najee Germany and Big Black Diggs, Big Black Diggs emerged as the clear winner with a score of 144.96 points against Najee Germany’s 109.78 points.

Najee Germany’s performance was marked by some noteworthy contributions. Brock Purdy delivered 17.18 points, having completed 17.0 passes with 212.0 passing yards. However, the absence of touchdowns was a setback. Ja’Marr Chase was the star performer, accruing 17.6 points, while Kyle Pitts contributed 13.5 points, with the help of 65 receiving yards. The Cincinnati Bengals also added a commendable 16 points to the team’s score. However, the lackluster performance from Jameson Williams and Jordan Whittington, who scored just 0.6 and 0.0 points respectively, proved costly for Najee Germany.

On the other hand, Big Black Diggs put on a commanding performance led by their key players. Jalen Hurts, with 22.76 points, was a significant contributor, completing 10 passes with 114.0 passing yards and 1 touchdown. Kyren Williams and Kenneth Walker also had strong performances, scoring 19.6 and 23.3 points respectively. Williams, in particular, showed dominance with 76.0 rushing yards and 2 touchdowns on 21 carries. A.J. Brown scored 19.9 points, making an impact with 5 receptions and a touchdown, and 89 receiving yards.

The performances of Hunter Henry and Romeo Doubs were also noteworthy, both with 8 receptions for 94 receiving yards, yet contributing 17.2 and 17.4 points respectively. Chris Boswell also added a solid 14 points. However, the New Orleans Saints’ performance was notably underwhelming, contributing just 2 points to the Big Black Diggs’ total.

In conclusion, while Najee Germany had some strong individual performances, the team was let down by a few disappointing shows. Big Black Diggs, meanwhile, leveraged consistent performances from their key players to secure a decisive victory.

The Jews vs. duck

The Jews – 141.64 points
duck – 125.52 points


In what was certainly a thrilling fantasy football matchup, The Jews emerged victorious against duck, scoring 141.64 points to duck’s 125.52. The match was filled with impressive performances from key players and standout moments that contributed to the final result.

The Jews had a fantastic game with several standout performances. The star of the show was Jahmyr Gibbs, who ran for 116 yards and scored 2 touchdowns on 15 carries, netting him a total of 32 points. Josh Jacobs also added to the tally with 76 rushing yards translating to 20.2 points. While Aaron Rodgers didn’t have his best game with only one touchdown pass, his 24 completions and 276 passing yards still brought in a respectable 13.04 points. Amari Cooper, with 66 receiving yards, managed to pull in a touchdown, contributing 16.6 points to the team’s total. The Indianapolis Colts defense also put in a strong performance, adding 11 points to the team’s score.

On the other side of the matchup, duck saw some noteworthy performances as well. Saquon Barkley had a huge game, rushing for 176 yards and scoring a touchdown, which resulted in 26.7 points. Josh Allen had a good game as well, completing 21 passes for 323 yards and two touchdowns, contributing 21.02 points to the team’s total. Terry McLaurin and Khalil Shakir also had commendable performances, scoring 15.8 and 13.5 points respectively.

Garrett Wilson and Ladd McConkey could only manage 13.1 and 9.6 points respectively. The Green Bay Packers defense also didn’t perform up to par, only adding 7 points to the team’s total.

In conclusion, this matchup was a true showcase of fantasy football, filled with great performances and surprising results. While duck put up a good fight, it was The Jews who capitalized on key performances and seized the victory. Looking ahead, both teams have valuable lessons to take from this game as they prepare for their next matchups.

Fatdicks Mahomes vs. Netflix N Hill

Fatdicks Mahomes – 162.94 points
Netflix N Hill – 75.7 points


In this matchup, Fatdicks Mahomes dominated Netflix N Hill with a whopping score of 162.94 points to 75.7 points. This landslide victory was largely due to some standout performances from key players on Fatdicks Mahomes’ team.

The star of the show was undoubtedly Lamar Jackson, who racked up an impressive 34.44 points. His success was down to his excellent performance both on the ground and in the air, passing for 281 yards with 5 TDs, and rushing for an additional 52 yards. His performance helped set the tone for Fatdicks Mahomes’ dominant victory.

Other notable performances on their team included Javonte Williams, who scored 26.1 points with 88 rushing yards and 2 TDs on 14 carries, and Brian Thomas, who added another 22.1 points with 5 receptions and a TD. Justin Jefferson and Drake London also contributed significantly, with scores of 21.4 and 18.3 respectively.

On the other hand, Netflix N Hill had a tough week. Despite Kyler Murray’s respectable performance, scoring 20.2 points with 145 passing yards, 1 TD, and 64 rushing yards, the rest of the team failed to deliver. Key players like Tank Dell and JuJu Smith-Schuster failed to score any points, while Tyreek Hill and Diontae Johnson only managed a meager combined total of 5 points. The Pittsburgh Steelers defense also added a mere 9 points, which was not enough to boost the team’s score to a competitive level.

In conclusion, the matchup was a perfect storm for Fatdicks Mahomes, as their players delivered outstanding performances across the board. Netflix N Hill will have to regroup and strategize for their upcoming matches if they hope to bounce back from this crushing defeat.

Wet Eberflussy vs. BillCosbysNutSack

Wet Eberflussy – 126.96 points
BillCosbysNutSack – 119.44 points


In this thrilling fantasy football matchup, Wet Eberflussy emerged victorious over BillCosbysNutSack with a score of 126.96 to 119.44, thanks to some standout performances.

For Wet Eberflussy, Amon-Ra St. Brown was their top scorer with an impressive 25.2 points. With 112 receiving yards, he managed to catch a touchdown on 8 receptions, demonstrating his ability to find the endzone. Sam Darnold and Najee Harris also had notable performances, scoring 16.26 and 16.2 points respectively. Darnold racked up 259 passing yards and threw for a touchdown, while Harris rushed for 102 yards and a touchdown on 21 carries. The Denver Broncos defense also had a standout performance, contributing a significant 23 points to the team’s overall score.

On the other side, BillCosbysNutSack had a strong showing from Joe Mixon, who scored a whopping 26.4 points. Mixon was a workhorse, rushing for 115 yards and 2 touchdowns on 25 carries. Quarterback Joe Burrow also had a decent outing, throwing for 181 yards and 2 touchdowns, resulting in a score of 14.94 points. Chris Godwin and Noah Fant also put up respectable numbers, with 13.5 and 10.5 points respectively, despite neither player managing to find the endzone.

However, a lack of touchdowns from key receivers such as Chris Godwin, Noah Fant, and Allen Lazard seemed to have hurt BillCosbysNutSack’s chances. Their performances weren’t poor by any means, but in a matchup that ended up being quite close, these missed opportunities might have made the difference.

In conclusion, this matchup was a close and exciting one, with performances from key players on both teams making a significant impact. Wet Eberflussy managed to clinch the win thanks to some standout performances, notably from Amon-Ra St. Brown and the Denver Broncos defense. On the other hand, BillCosbysNutSack fell short despite strong performances from Joe Mixon and Joe Burrow, with a lack of touchdowns from key receivers likely playing a role in the loss.

Hawk Tua Tagovailoa vs. Will Levis’s Penis

Hawk Tua Tagovailoa – 86.7 points
Will Levis’s Penis – 118.1 points


This matchup was dominated by Will Levis’s Penis, outscoring Hawk Tua Tagovailoa by a decisive 31.4 points. The primary drivers of this victory were the outstanding performances of Baker Mayfield, DK Metcalf, and Aaron Jones.

Mayfield led the charge with a robust 27.0 points. His 31 completions and 370 passing yards were impressive, but his 3 touchdowns were what truly made the difference. A key player for Will Levis’s Penis, Mayfield s performance underscored the importance of a reliable quarterback in fantasy football.

DK Metcalf also made a significant contribution, pulling in 19.9 points. His performance provided a solid foundation for the team, and he certainly lived up to his reputation as a reliable wide receiver. Meanwhile, Aaron Jones delivered a stellar performance, scoring 20.6 points. His 93 rushing yards and a touchdown on 14 carries were critical in securing the win for Will Levis’s Penis.

On the other hand, Hawk Tua Tagovailoa had a tough week, despite some notable performances. Jordan Love was their highest-scoring player with 16.8 points, thanks to his 24 completions and 220 passing yards. However, his 3 touchdowns were not enough to overcome the performances of Mayfield and Jones.

George Kittle also contributed a decent 15.2 points. Justin Tucker and the Philadelphia Eagles Defense provided solid support with 13.0 and 16.0 points respectively, but it wasn t enough to close the gap.

Overall, this matchup showed the importance of consistently high performances across the board. While Hawk Tua Tagovailoa had some decent individual performances, they couldn’t match the combined firepower of Will Levis’s Penis’s key players.