President of Donda Sports vs. The Jews
President of Donda Sports – 137.5 points
The Jews – 123.24 points
The fantasy football matchup between President of Donda Sports and The Jews was a high-scoring showdown, with both teams putting forth strong performances. However, it was President of Donda Sports who emerged victorious with a total of 137.5 points, compared to The Jews’ 123.24 points.
The star player for President of Donda Sports was Bijan Robinson, who scored an impressive 25.5 points, followed by Deebo Samuel and Cole Kmet who scored 20.7 and 24.0 points respectively. D’Andre Swift also delivered an excellent performance, contributing 21.9 points to the team’s total.
On the other hand, The Jews’ top performer was Caleb Williams, who racked up an impressive 28.64 points. Keenan Allen also gave a strong performance with 21.1 points, and Brock Bowers contributed a solid 16.1 points.
However, some disappointments were felt on both sides. For President of Donda Sports, James Conner and Mike Evans underperformed, scoring only 6.6 and 5.4 points respectively. Similarly, for The Jews, Darnell Mooney and Rashid Shaheed could not make a significant impact, with a mere 6.8 and 8.3 points respectively.
One of the game’s key moments was the performance of Cole Kmet, who outplayed expectations with a 24.0-point performance.
Najee Germany vs. Fatdicks Mahomes
Najee Germany – 111.9 points
Fatdicks Mahomes – 85.52 points
This fantasy football matchup between Najee Germany and Fatdicks Mahomes provided interesting insights into the strategic play of both teams. Najee Germany secured a comfortable win with 111.9 points against Fatdicks Mahomes’ 85.52 points.
Najee Germany saw some stellar performances, with Brock Purdy leading the charge with 24.1 points. This was followed closely by J.K. Dobbins with 18.2 points and Jameson Williams with 17.7 points. Ja’Marr Chase also pulled his weight with 12.2 points which added to the total.
However, not all was rosy for Najee Germany as Marvin Harrison had a surprisingly unproductive day and failed to contribute any points to the team due to his injury.
On the other hand, Fatdicks Mahomes’ Lamar Jackson was the top performer with 18.92 points. Drake London also made a notable contribution to the team’s total with 19.4 points. Sam LaPorta and Younghoe Koo also played their parts, contributing 12.2 and 12 points respectively.
Mike Williams, unfortunately, mirrored Marvin Harrison’s performance and didn’t add any points to Fatdicks Mahomes’ score. This performance by Mike Williams could have been the turning point that led to Fatdicks Mahomes’ defeat.
Big Black Diggs vs. BillCosbysNutSack
Big Black Diggs – 132.96 points
BillCosbysNutSack – 163.22 points
In what turned out to be a high-scoring match, BillCosbysNutSack managed to pull away with a win against Big Black Diggs by a margin of 30.26 points. This was largely due to an impressive performance by some key players on BillCosbysNutSack’s roster.
For Big Black Diggs, Kyler Murray had a disappointing outing, scoring only 11.96 points, significantly below his average. The bright spot was A.J. Brown who put up a solid 23.6 points. David Montgomery and Kenneth Walker also contributed significantly with 21.0 and 20.9 points respectively. Chris Boswell was the surprise performer, scoring a whopping 17 points, which is exceptional for a kicker.
Moving to BillCosbysNutSack’s side, there were indeed some standout performances. Joe Mixon and Alvin Kamara, the two running backs, put together for a combined total of 44.6 points. But the real game-changer was Chris Godwin who had a massive 35.5 point performance. Allen Lazard also punched above his weight, contributing 23.4 points.
However, not all was rosy for BillCosbysNutSack. Dallas Goedert was a major letdown, scoring 0.0 points because he was OUT. If Big Black Diggs had a better performance from Kyler Murray, the matchup could have swung the other way despite Goedert’s no-show.
Netflix N Hill vs. Will Levis’s Penis
Netflix N Hill – 134.1 points
Will Levis’s Penis – 136.0 points
In a closely contested fantasy football match-up, Will Levis’s Penis managed to edge out Netflix N Hill by a slim margin of 1.9 points.
Both teams had their share of top performers and underachievers. For Netflix N Hill, Diontae Johnson was the star of the show, racking up a team-high 19.8 points. The wide receiver’s impressive performance, however, was not enough to push his team over the top. The Pittsburgh Steelers Defense also had a notable showing with 16.0 points, while tight end Trey McBride contributed a solid 17.6 points.
On the other hand, the underperformers for Netflix N Hill were Trey Sermon and Jordan Mason, whose combined score was just 12.1 points, a disappointing output from two key players.
Meanwhile, Will Levis’s Penis managed to eke out a victory despite a mixed bag of performances. Baker Mayfield led the team with 25.9 points, showing why he’s one of the top quarterbacks in fantasy football. Wide receiver Stefon Diggs and tight end Evan Engram also had significant contributions with 19.7 and 18.2 points, respectively.
However, there were a couple of weak links in the team. Braelon Allen’s 0.8 points were a letdown, and DK Metcalf’s 7.8 points were below his usual standard.
Wet Eberflussy vs. nickgerb
Wet Eberflussy – 113.36 points
nickgerb – 140.16 points
This fantasy football matchup was certainly an intriguing one, with nickgerb taking a decisive victory over Wet Eberflussy, 140.16 points to 113.36.
Wet Eberflussy’s performance was a mixed bag. Trevor Lawrence put up a respectable 17.06 points, but this was somewhat offset by Travis Etienne’s surprising negative score, which certainly hurt Eberflussy’s overall tally. Najee Harris and Zay Flowers provided some relief with solid performances, scoring 20.2 and 22.4 points respectively. Tight end Dalton Schultz was slightly underwhelming with 6.7 points, while Wan’Dale Robinson and Chase Brown posted decent scores. Kicker Austin Seibert scored an impressive 14.0 points, but the Dallas Cowboys defense underperformed significantly, costing Eberflussy 5 points.
On the other hand, nickgerb’s team was more consistent across the board. Quarterback Jayden Daniels scored a solid 20.96 points, while running backs Breece Hall and Derrick Henry combined for a robust 47.1 points. Receivers Courtland Sutton and Tee Higgins also contributed well with 15.3 and 14.7 points respectively. Tight end Dalton Kincaid scored a decent 11.1 points, while Jerry Jeudy and Zack Moss had less than stellar performances.
duck vs. Hawk Tua Tagovailoa
duck – 128.6 points
Hawk Tua Tagovailoa – 130.32 points
In what was an extraordinarily close matchup, Hawk Tua Tagovailoa managed to edge out duck by a mere 1.72 points. Both teams had standout players who contributed significantly to their scoring, as well as some players who underperformed, making this a nail-biting contest.
Starting with duck, Josh Allen was undoubtedly the star, generating a solid 24.4 points. His performance was bolstered by an impressive outing from Garrett Wilson who added 24.7 points, and Terry McLaurin who contributed 23.3 points. However, Saquon Barkley and Brandon Aiyuk were disappointments, scoring only 7.4 and 5.7 points respectively. These two performances may have been the deciding factor in duck’s narrow loss.
On the other side, Hawk Tua Tagovailoa’s victory can be attributed to consistent performances across the board. Jordan Love led the charge with 25.62 points, but close behind him were Tony Pollard and George Kittle, who added 17.8 and 22.8 points respectively. The only player who significantly underperformed for Hawk Tua Tagovailoa was Chris Olave, who ended up with a negative score of -0.5 points, a rarity in fantasy football.
Both teams had solid performances from their special teams, with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers scoring 19.0 points for duck, and Justin Tucker adding 13.0 points to Hawk Tua Tag